I, Starlord, bring news once again. I have journeyed far in my battle with the Int-Stell-Fed, crushing a prospective invasion fleet and vanquishing my foes before me. Now I have returned, only to find this web-based Trooper interface sadly neglected by my minions. Starlord will not accept this decay in standards, and those responsible have been sent to the 2000AD command module to be dealt with by Mek-Quake. So Troopers, it is time to renew and reinvigorate. My team have begun a subtle redesign of the data pages, refreshing the overall look. More blueprints are ready for inclusion, and my time team are scanning history for new and ever more exciting adventures, their alert status set firmly to Alpha in a major effort to avert the potential Holocaust. Yes, their wills must be of iron as they remain Robust in the face of increasing peril. Looking to the future, a dimension more familiar to all Time Wardens, my strategists have devised several tests for each of my Star Squads, and the details of all my Survival Blueprints will be joining these tests in the coming months.

Thus far, the data pages for Timequake and Holocaust have been updated, and Strontium Dog has joined the expanded versions of both Mind Wars and Timequake, enabling you to reacquaint yourselves with my strategies. Ro-Busters, Planet of the Damned and Holocaust are in progress, and will be available soon.

In the meantime, stay alert, and...